Wednesday, April 29, 2026

JPW Industrial-Grade Film Criticism

 


The Last Temptation of Christ (Martin Scorsese, 1988)


At times Martin Scorsese’s fascinating The Last Temptation of Christ [from 1988, year of the Calgary Winter Olympics], feels like an Off-Broadway Easter production that has decided to both play up the gritty New York City accents and to transport both cast and crew to the Middle East in order to stage the decisive one-night-only production where boorish middle class attendees complain of an ambient quality of displaced distaste and a heavy green fog of dismay like you’d expect to experience should the actual blessed Christ peer your way.






Superbad (Greg Mottola, 2007)


I thought Seth Rogan was hilarious when he first appeared riffing in those early breakout (blunderingly heteronormative) Judd Apatow pictures, but largely I think on account of the repetitive and one-note nature of Rogan’s essential schtick I came before long to find the man enormously irritating and no longer my cup of tea. However, in Mr. Rogan’s favour, it must always be remembered the he wrote groundswell classic Superbad with his childhood friend Evan—about their own experiences, naturally—and they named the two principal characters after themselves. Now, you can’t tell me that’s not a solid dude. 





The New World (Terrence Malick, 2005)


I have been forced in the recent past to face the fact that I no longer like Terrence Malick’s way iffy scattershot epic The New World even a little. Colin Farrell definitely gives the sloppiest and greasiest performance of his spotty career but what's even more concerning and dispiriting to my thinking is that despite the contributions and advisory interventions of members of the Chickahominy and Patawomeck tribes, documented nowhere more amply than on the special features accompanying the Criterion Blu-ray of Malick’s 1607-scale gambit, the gaze of the camera here is unambiguously that of a stentorian white man with mutton chops and a conquistador kink. (If you would like more information on the politics of the gaze, I refer you to Laura Mulvey’s film studies mainstay Visual Pleasure and Narrative Cinema.)







Little Murders (Alan Arkin, 1971)


In a number of interviews including one on the region-B Indicator Blu-ray for Alan Arkin’s epochal Little Murders, adapted from the caustic and quicksilver play by Jules Feiffer, star and co-producer Elliot Gould explains how they originally had nouvelle vague maverick and Jules Feiffer fan Jean-Luc Godard attached to direct, believe it or not, but it was not to be and the final straw came when Gould tried to explain to Godard that he, the grande Swiss cineaste, was going to have to be much more agreeable with studio brass if he truly wished to direct the film. Godard purportedly responded (as quoted by Gould): “When my wife or child ask me to tell them I love them I tell them to go fuck themselves.”






Blood Simple (Joel and Ethan Coen, 1984)


In his hysterically funny warts-and-all memoir Barry Sonnenfeld, Call Your Mother, cinematographer-turned-director Sonnenfeld recounts a macabre and side-splitting anecdote concerning the production of Blood Simple, the first of three Coen brothers films he would lens. One night Sonnenfeld found himself filming while Joel Coen buried his little brother Ethan in an open grave in the backyard of Sonnenfeld’s “starter home” in East Hampton in order to get some guy-being-buried-alive second unit pickup stuff for the Coens' mostly Texas-shot narrative feature debut (and what a debut). Ethan gradually became completely covered in dirt and though he kept his composure for a good long while before raising a fuss, he eventually felt compelled to point out politely to the two silhouettes above him in the dark that he probably didn’t actually need to be under all that dirt at the point where the character would surely be unconscious. All three men shared a nervous chuckle. 



Orpheus Looks Back [Drawing]




 



Ten Perfect Rock Songs Pt. 2


Somebody once said we never know what is enough until we know what’s more than enough. 
- Billie Holiday, Lady Sings the Blues

They're an odd bunch at the BBC.
- Mark E. Smith, Renegade: The Lives and Tales of Mark E. Smith



Roky Erickson, "Don't Slander Me" [1986]




The Make-Up, "They Live by Night" [1996]





Small Faces, "Here Comes the Nice" [1968]





Delta 5, "Mind Your Own Business" [1979]



Mekons, "Millionaire" [1993]



Melvins, "Honey Bucket" [1993]




Love, "No Matter What You Do" [1966]




Bells Of..., "Strange Pair" [1993]




PJ Harvey, "The Last Living Rose" [2011]




The Super Friendz, "10 Lbs" [1995] 🇨🇦






Greetings from Calgary '88! 🤠



Tuesday, April 28, 2026

What is the Greatest Book Ever About Cinema and/or Filmmaking?


The answer for me is for certain Sirk on Sirk with Dorothy Malone stroking that trophy derrick on its superlative cover, a gem long out of print and maximally rife for rediscovery. New York Review Books, can you hear me?! Sirk was what the European male was meant to become if not for two preposterous World Wars and the invention of mass media. Is Sirk on Sirk better than Robert Bresson's mandatory but ascetic, severe, and Pascal-derived Notes on the Cinematograph? Well, let me just say that in comparison to Bresson, if only on the surface of things where I am forever lacing and re-lacing my shoes inert in the moon dirt, Sirk is much more clearly an earth creature who dines and loves, checks receipts to make sure he hasn't been overcharged, and sleeps (he was doubtlessly a snorer)...things like that...   






Written on the Wind (Douglas Sirk, 1956)


The Tarnished Angels (Douglas Sirk, 1957)







Silkworm, "Written on the Wind"


Silkworm, "Tarnished Angel"






 

Sunday, April 26, 2026

Top Ten Novels of the 21st Century


Robert Coover, The Adventures of Lucky Pierre: Director's Cut [2002]


Paul West, OK: The Corral, the Earps and Doc Holliday [2000]


Alexander Theroux, Laura Warholic; or, The Sexual Intellectual [2007]



Péter Nádas, Parallel Stories [2005]




Javier Marías, The Infatuations [2011]



Lucy Ellmann, Ducks, Newburyport [2019]



Vladimir Sorokin, Ice Trilogy [2006]



Thomas Berger, Best Friends [2003]



Anne F. Garréta, Not One Day [2002]




Yan Lianke, The Explosion Chronicles [2016]




Saturday, April 25, 2026

Amor fati: Kabau

While I am not some unfeeling automaton and it does hurt to be shamed, ridiculed, and lambasted whenever I go off on adventures to your cities, nations, and provisional autonomous territories, or even when I merely venture out into my own terminally corrupted town with its clown car inferno of rubber-stamped octopus faces, I always nevertheless very much enjoy my ramblings and benign wayward information gathering schemes. Hurt and hate will not triumph so long as there is Daffy Duck, and you heard it here first, little gibbon. I am doing my thing and circumventing you and your crew because you are a colossal downer and the things I'm off after are as groovy as a dang phonograph record, dig? You know my favourite thing in the whole known cosmic canyon of human experience-qua-experience? Saying my bedtime prayer and then lying down and spreading out wide. I set out to do the mischief I set out to do because it's clearly going to be fun, though haters gonna hate, incorrigible and irate. I am doing my casual workaday thing and breaking time with my toys. It's my favourite job I ever had. When I return from these swashbuckling assignations on the other side of time's prismatic fold, not only do I not require a brief intermezzo of homebound R&R, but I feel revivified and ready to take on all comers, a poet's terrible tempest in my temples and a tantalizing tetrameter manning the nerve meter and rotating lower quarters. Consciousness, soul, spirit, and essence cannot be eaten by worms after we're kaput. We are insoluble in eternal dissolution the way rainwater is forever, within a margin of error.  Past a certain point all appearances are too porous to any longer countenance...let alone meaningfully consume. If you are eating appearances you are going to die. What it is at work frenzied and sordid in me is the good priest’s desperate, well-meaning-but-already-failing prayer not to leave the parishioners worse off than he found them. Don’t overthink it, buckeroo, ride your spiralling kayak upward unto God. If they give you an open casket spit right in their self-righteous eyes. What more is it you foul horde want of me, the perennial heel? I have endless anecdotes for all tastes, a mind that collates fun, tawdry, or revelatory facts with an alacrity none can match, and I possess additionally the crazy person’s much-mythologized zany and overwhelming magic in the field of lovemaking. 



The Red Light Bandit (Rogério Sganzerla, 1968)


 Ici et ailleurs (Jean-Luc Godard, Anne-Marie Miéville, 1976)


Perceval le Gallois (Éric Rohmer, 1978)





Senyawa, "Kabau"