Wednesday, November 4, 2026

We: Sardines and Marmalade

 

Merry-Go-Round (Jacques Rivette, 1980)





If any major debut novel by an American writer is crying out for resuscitation and rediscovery it is assuredly Alexander Theroux’s Three Wogs from 1972, in some respects probably still the most astute and exemplary work of fiction I have read by this great writer from a distinguished clan—a dashing fraternity pledge who punches everybody’s lights out sentence by sentence—whose digressive nonfictions are where most of the magic gathers and stalls in heavy shifts of pressure, this rake’s proclivity being above all to hold a thing in the palm of his hand on a blood moon and throw a thousand compound angles of action at it. A triptych of tales each involving blithe unchecked racism in the clueless and ruthless middle classes of England, a land where Mrs. Probys and Reverend Which Therefores finally get theres, thanks to the beneficent interventions of literature. "Mrs. Proby Gets Hers," "Childe Roland," and "The Wife of God.” Three Wogs is the most clever and blistering thing I have ever read about the sort of lazy everyday unchecked prejudice that we know we see around us far more often than we do outright eugenicist hatred/disgust. The author’s thesis would appear to largely be that gabby self-satisfied white folks won’t ever step out of their own footwear long enough for proper sense to at long last detain them. In the first place, the way to not be racist is to address a person as a person, but then for some it became as though you cannot risk open communication because there is always the possibility of a faux pas or humiliating gaffe. Thus in short order these sad souls began to saddle people of different ethnicities with identities those folks never claimed for themselves or even had a say in. It’s a person. That person cannot tell you what a Chinese person is or what a Mexican person is or how somebody’s ancestors are de facto who that person presently has to serve from the catbird seat. Fuck that jangly-ass racket. The idea is that the person right in front of you might be interesting to get to know so long as you can manage to get out of your own way. Sardines and marmalade shall be the forever serum in the Palladium of Perverse Nuptials. [Merry-Go-Round (Jacques Rivette, 1980).] The disgrace of the racist’s worldview is that the racist hasn’t a worldview nor much of a world neither. In the body the flight instinct wants out, but it doesn’t know where to go…or who to blame. It’s like everybody has a sports franchise they must cheer on from birth or something, contract writ in India ink. Get wriggly and get wiggly…this is a creature feature. When le grand patron Jean Renoir insinuates himself in the hulking, shifty flesh into his masterful 1939 film maudit La règle du jeu to remind the swirl of amorous combatants around him that everybody has their reasons, he holds back a moment so that we might realize for ourselves that the cities are now overrun with violent crimes running around with no more criminals to attach them to like tags because everybody had their reasons and so we let them go. In his novel of fragments Locos: A Comedy of Gestures, maximally eccentric Spanish exile Felipe Alfau, who could never really bring himself to believe that his own writings were readable or coherent even though they definitely were, surmises that people are reluctant to have their fingerprints taken because they seem to vaguely intuit that it might ultimately cause them to be unable to suppress the commission of hopelessly self-incriminating crimes. There is also the possibility that your fingerprints are off committing heinous acts unbeknownst to you. If you believe in fingerprints you must concede that the crimes yours have committed off on their own are your crimes for which to answer. The law’s pretty clear on that. “The narrow, crooked, torturous streets fled from him, denying his path, mocking, snarling, like snakes in a jungle of bizarre structures …” The willful stride is stymied by phenomenal reality her blanket self. Matter and memory, needless to say, get away from the literary conspirators, the author witnessing it all from afar, up on a hillock cross-legged, “in as state of utter impotence and indignation.” Locos was written in the late 1920s in New York in English and was published, somewhat curiously, two years before Flann O’Brien’s delirious and divine At Swim-Two-Birds, a novel in which the narrator gets up every single day and goes into battle in a direct and corporeal way with his characters. Not knowing how to let well enough alone is how fruitfulness and prosperity happen. There is no map. I’m afraid you’re going to have to feel your way around and echolocate. “The discovery in any domain of a plurality of coexisting operations,” writes Gilles Deleuze in Difference and Repetition, “is inseparable from a more profound discovery, that of difference, which denounces the negative and opposition itself as no more than appearances in relation to the problematic field of problematic multiplicity.”




What is the Creative Act?

Gilles Deleuze



Half Japanese, "Firecracker" (1993)





Tuesday, November 3, 2026

We: Two Hands


Numéro deux (Jean-Luc Godard, 1975)

 



In a 1983 interview with Gideon Bachmann, Jean-Luc Godard brags more than confesses that he’s cut all of his films from 1980’s Sauve qui peut (la vie) onward with two solitary mixing tracks, the idea being that “I have only two hands to manipulate them…if I had only one arm, maybe I’d only have a single sound track. All this business of having the various sounds marching up in front of you like soldiers is called mixing and I can only control it with the two hands I have.” The sound for each scene and sequence needs to be exhumed and reanimated by way of one “important sound of the moment” after another. In keeping things spare and acetic we turn our attention into a laser and there cannot either be any denying that the working methodology Godard elucidates is perfectly analogous to that of the DJ, who samples and scratches and tries to keep the rhythm, even when it’s allowed to skip or stammer, using two hands…unless one is at any given time holding a drink. One who can sample and scratch and also skip and stammer is the true Svengali of post-history, this a lived balletic process where the negation of the given is additive and doesn’t negate shit because Deleuze and Guattari’s perverse nuptials are the only law here in post-history, where the centre did not hold and the ground beneath us crumbled. Late in the 20th century, Silicon Valley optimists of the Whole Earth Catalog school and other commentators of one stripe or another were surmising that in the near future we’d all be DJs…and they weren’t wrong I don’t think, not really. The haptic self abandons all nerve endings so as to enter the Palace of Disposable Plastics. The body without organs conceived by Antonin Artaud and exhaustively theorized—and sliced and diced—by Deleuze and Guattari is the yogic initiate who has not yet ever felt the organic body for real, knowing that in dreams you can sustain injuries that are erased like an Etch A Sketch whereas in meatspace they stick, even if you can’t properly feel yourself feeling anything, as though drugged or numb. When one loses contact with the body one loses contact with the earth and this is largely what we mean when we say bio-politics. Power and the System of Controls can use you as kindling if you have not fortified your immortal soul in physical practice. If you are going to attain true mastery you are going to do it with a passion counterbalanced by humility. There is no other path that is not false, praying on vanities, prejudices, and will-to-judgement. Fail on your own and in good faith. Answer for yourself when you should but not when you shouldn’t. It is you who has to make those determinations on your own. Kierkegaard argued that we do not need a robust philosophy of ethics because we almost always know it consciously when we have erred or offended. In feeling and living with healthy amounts of prophylactic shame we learn not to be shameless and should in time have better luck not going rogue nine or ten times a day, humility somehow even making us grateful in the process. Who would have ever dared imagine? “Unlike Godard, who revolutionized sound tracks, rhythmically punctuating stretches of silence, street sounds, spoken voices, cafe noises, all used as music” writes the great American painter and film critic Manny Farber of Robert Altman and his brutal and brilliant 1975 state-of-the-nation Nashville, “Atman is saying that the media has corrupted and dulled Americans with a sound track that is one continuous flow of noises.” Specificity and discernment may be the ultimate flotation device for unsteady citizens of hovering post-history. Good programming provides shape and meaning to dreary, scatterbrained life. Let your own two hands mould your destiny and your heart and lungs find amusement in the body’s baffling terrestrial travails. We might also take a look at the image on the cover of the City Lights edition of Silvina Ocampo's short posthumously published novel The Promise, featuring the hands of the author arrayed aggressively in an attempt to obscure the unseen photographer’s unobstructed access to her face. Silvina did not have a thirst for attention remotely like that of her wheeling and dealing sister Victoria. It is a fact commonly acknowledged that Silvina did not like to have her photograph taken. When they won’t take no for an answer, well, the way out is the way through…give ‘em the hands…  




Christian Marclay and Okkyung Lee, "Rubbings"



Monday, November 2, 2026

2x2 Vinyl Perfumery

 

I have two records each by Leonard Cohen and Tom Waits, songwriters who I estimate influenced me about equal from my early teens onward. Leonard Cohen's apocalypse is a cruel romance and Tom Waits' apocalypse in a carnivalesque junkyard. A balanced person really needs a little of both those modalities circulating through the greater constellation of systems.






Leonard Cohen, "Famous Blue Raincoat"


Tom Waits, "Hold On"




Mule Variations is the best all-around long-player from Mr. Waits. It were as though what used to be only the dwarf and the bearded lady on their lonesome is now the whole dang circus. Franks Wild Years came close, but Mule Variations, right on time for Y2K, sealed the deal consummate. For a string-mangler like me, however, Rain Dogs is the mandatory Waits disk 'cause it features the legendary Marc Ribot's most fearsome and adventurous playing just about ever and in a context where it serves to help transform popular forms and garland Tom Waits' patent medicines and colourful symbolist poetry. My favourite song by Tom Waits, "Kentucky Avenue," is not, however, on either of the albums I own on vinyl, but rather 1978's Blue Valentine. It's the most sublime imagistic inventory you could ever ask for. It's like a psychedelic grocery list.




Tom Waits, "Kentucky Avenue"


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More 1990s Rock and Roll Bliss



The Clean, "Do Your Thing" (1993)



Sunday, November 1, 2026

We: Olivia de Havilland

 


Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte ('Brawny' Bob Aldrich, 1964)



If you think it is bad form to offend people then it follows that you cannot so much as set a foot down anywhere in this wobbly world. People will make a garbled hodgepodge of the most crystalline of statements. 99.9% of the time we offend people by accident. It’s not so much that you are expected to police yourself as it is that you are supposed to police your own policing until it’s an infinite regress and you’re face down in your meat pie come suppertime, fixin’ to die. Our superego does not have room for the excess cargo of every last Timothy or Tallulah because we need it to guide ourself with and not get splattered all over the statuary while we’re at it. If God wanted you to please people he would not have had you go around erect on two feet like an absolute twat. And now you know that you know it. You’re welcome. In 1964’s Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte, his droll and macabre followup to smash camp success What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? from ’62, Robert Aldrich replaces Joan Crawford with two Bette Davis foils—as he’d pretty much have to do—in the form of cold and controlled Olivia de Havilland, far more selfish and insensitive than she’d ever want to let on, and desiccated wood nymph Agnes Moorehead who would appear to be playing her character from The Magnificent Ambersons (1942) after twenty years more worth of all-paid visits to the Funny Farm with its psychoactive drugs and limp, disinterested hugs. “You're a vile, sorry little bitch!,” yells Bette Davis all caked-up in fright makeup and with impossibly wide eyes aghast at all earthly impertinence, and though everything seems to set her off and stress management will never be one of her registered/marketable skills, all dressed up for Halloween as Wounded Spiralling Arrested Adolescence as she forever is, it seems like it would be easier to be bat shit crazy like Bette Davis than criminally conniving and soulless like Olivia de Havilland…at least insofar as Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte presents a case for being either. In interviews, de Havilland always said that Bette Davis was the greatest actress of all time by far and that she was also invariably the most intimidating person in any room that could hold her. Being around Davis made de Havilland feel like her head might explode. That’s interesting, isn’t it? You see, it finds its way decisively into the scene work. Onscreen and visibly, Olivia de Havilland walks on eggshells around Bette Davis. Not because Olivia de Havilland is afraid of Bette Davis. No. She is afraid of not measuring up or, even worse, tripping herself up. Because of how ridiculous Bette Davis’s behaviour is, de Havilland is always and understandably a little annoyed, concerned, and confused all at once, at the same time hoping to retain the poker face that is her first and final leverage. Actresses very often have to pretend to have their feelings hurt, but when Olivia de Havilland’s feelings get hurt so do yours. She has watery eyes that seem forever on the verge of unabashed weeping and just looking at her eyes on a movie screen is almost enough sometimes to get a person going themselves. Occasionally we remember that tears can be ejaculatory. Little Olivia had to know as much as any man about worldly things in order to pull the wool over the eyes of Bette Davis and to earn the grande dame’s respect in the process…and earn it she sure did. As smart and in command as a business executive walking her beat, Olivia de Havilland further played the part by always having some hilarious off-colour jokes on hand to share with the boys. Crews adored her. There are lots of good blooper clips of her on set saying things like “goddamn!” and “son of a bitch!” It is because of how stately and composed she always is that we adore seeing that surface ruffled, if only for a moment. Sometimes the moment of truth is a cuss word. It’s like the amusement and delight you feel when you push the mean, sadistic school teacher past their breaking point and they suddenly go physically slack and say fuck my life.  




Legendary Olivia de Havilland Blooper





Post-Halloween 2026: Now All the Chocolates Are Mine [Selfie and Sounds]







Two of the best fuckin' avant-rock albums you'll ever hear, aye:


Bordeoms, Vision Creation Newsun (1999) 
[Full Album]

The No-Neck Blues Band, Qvaris (2005) 
[Full Album]




Julien Donkey-Boy (Harmony Korine, 1999) 
[Brief excerpt]





Warmest 1990s Rock and Roll Regards [Official Music Videos]



I wanted deliverance, the loss of myself. The capacity to be inside that music. It was the same power and sensation you feel when a wave takes you up and pushes you somewhere else. 
- Kim Gordon, Girl in a Band 




Sonic Youth, "Dirty Boots" (1990)


Mudhoney, "Into the Drink" (1991)


Babes in Toyland, ""Bruise Violet" (1992)


Bettie Serveert, "Palomine" (1992)



The Breeders, "Cannonball" (1993)



The Flaming Lips, "She Don't Use Jelly" (1993)



Yo La Tengo, "From a Motel 6" (1993)



Chavez, "Unreal is Here" (1996)



Guv'ner, "Break a Promise" (1996)



Plumtree, "Scott Pilgrim" (1997) 🇨🇦






Friday, October 30, 2026

List: The People’s Secret American Cinema of the 1990s [in Chronological Order]


Jason Philip Wierzba turned twenty in November of 1999 and was thirteen when Teenage Fanclub's album Thirteen was released to much bubblegum-chewin' fanfare among the sneaker set and out across the soda fountain circuit. Love Tara by Eric's Trip came out on his fourteenth birthday 🇨🇦. He's the same age as Robyn, Natasha Lyonne, and Pete Doherty and came by his Royal Trux Veterans of Disorder tour t-shirt honestly. (He saw them at the Dominion in Ottawa and they played Veterans of Disorder straight through, front to back, except that they opened with "I'm Ready," which they'd practically have to when you think about it). Consider also Wierzba's pedigree as a scholar of the cinema and the image culture more broadly. It's like the wizard who neeeeeds to win the war against God and who in his steadfastness and commitment believes only pure informational mass and inundation will cut the mustard.We can happily insist that we are of one shared mind on this one: ain't nobody better situated or equipped to give you both the lowdown and the dish when it comes to the people's secret American cinema of the 1990s or any other secret or less-secret cinemas. Information is like a secret kept by the secret from the secret indefinitely. 

Scientists today agree that this really is a problem that we do indeed have with information.       

 

Surviving Desire (Hal Hartley, 1992)


Dangerous Game (Abel Ferrara, 1993)


Frameup (Jon Jost, 1993)


Menace II Society (Albert and Allen Hughes, 1993)


The Last Seduction (John Dahl, 1994)


The New Age (Michael Tolkin, 1994)



Roadracers (Robert Rodriguez, 1994)


Vanya on 42nd Street (Louis Malle, 1994)


Full Body Massage (Nicolas Roeg, 1995)


The Wife (Tom Noonan, 1995)


A Couch in New York (Chantal Akerman, 1996)



Freeway (Matthew Bright, 1996)


Kansas City (Robert Altman, 1996)


Gummo (Harmony Korine, 1997)


Jackie Brown (Quentin Tarantino, 1997)


Nowhere (Gregg Araki, 1997)



Two Girls and a Guy (James Toback, 1997) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Claire Dolan (Lodge Kerrigan, 1998)


Luminous Motion (Bette Gordon, 1998)


Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (Jim Jarmusch, 1999)




Surviving Desire (Hal Hartley, 1992)
[Short excerpt] 


My mother and I did tricks, prestidigitation, and sleight-of-hand
in order to entertain the bewitching female staff 
over lunch at the Earls in Mission this afternoon. 🎶 That's me in the corner/
that's me on the wine list / losing my religion 🎶 


Butthole Surfers
"Who Was in My Room Last Night?"


Eric's Trip
"Stove"
🇨🇦




* The Last Seduction and Freeway were indies picked up and originally broadcast by HBO, though both did have modest theatrical runs. Both Roadracers and Full Body Massage were made for cable network Showtime, who for a brief period of time were bold and experimental in their approach, hoping to carve out a niche in the market. Hal Hartley's sublime Survivng Desire, the Long Island master's exceedingly dear third feature in which a refreshed connection is established with simplicity and universality, was produced by and for PBS's American Playhouse.