Thursday, October 8, 2026

The Ol’ Chompin’ Range Sandusky: Anne Carson

 



It was at the Foothills Hospital earlier today, where I was accompanying my mother who was to receive minor foot surgery, that I first noted that the time was 11:11, my mother’s most beloved and cherished numerological synchronicity, and then the two of us discovered together that poet and classicist Anne Carson, who is my favourite living Canadian writer, has just won the Nobel Prize in Literature. Fresh on the heels of Alice Munro in 2013. My response to the announcement of Carson’s receipt of this esteemed but also bizarre prize was so extreme I think we’d have to call it giddy or gleeful. I supposed you’d have to ask my mom. In my home I have a deeply cherished portrait of Carson by Mecca Normal vocalist and one-woman portrait industry Jean Smith. What would A.C. do? I often pause to consider. Upon bumping into her by accident in the dark I may have occasion to find myself softly moaning. Pleadingly, you might say.


LEAFY ORTHOPEDIC 

One of my favourite quips in 70s cinema comes from Thomas McGuane’s adaptation of his own novel 92 in the Shade (1975). During a scene that finds Peter Fonda in the bathtub with Canadian Margot Kidder, who was at that time married to Thomas McGuane, Fonda asks her why they make soap on a rope and Kidder quickly and caustically replies that it’s so you can retrieve it in case you sallow it.







Sonny Rollins, "Way Out West" 
[Official Visualizer]


The Fall, "Big New Prinz"
[Live on the Telly]






Wednesday, October 7, 2026

The Toy Piano Kaiju Lyric Sheet

 




Pulse


We needn’t go any further if you’d prefer to stop and rest

If hypothermia kills you it’s probably for the best 

Gargantua and Pantagruel make a feast of sermons 

You’ve got a flask of bourbon tucked inside your vest

Will you turn it over freely or do I need to further inspect?


Submit to me not your complaints, dear sir

Swirling in infernal ashes it were not me what stirred.


Impulses and compulsions pulse with the beat of the heart

Several totalities compartmentalized in your back yard

I think you’ve been tampering 

With the numbers on the score card

Doing wheelies with your golf cart

In the apple orchard 

Silver Surfer Adonis in steel-toe boots

Went to university so he could shoot hoops.


Bernie Esposito was a Uruguayan pimp

Carved up the face of a man who called him ‘simp’

Neither Great Ape nor even Prize Chimp 

They dissolved Bernie Esposito in acid

His last words were bitterly sarcastic 

They filmed the whole thing.


Impulses and compulsions frozen in amber

What once did nobly pulse now utterly engulfed 

Whatever genuinely attracts the eye and the mind  

Can be expected to draw funding every time.


Submit to me not your complaints, dear sir

Swirling in infernal ashes it were not me what stirred.


Can We Siamese In-Between?

Me, I work for my Do Re Mi

Down at Woody Guthrie Heavy Industry 

A lifetime supply of gruelling mayhem 

Spread out over a thin slice of ham

A thin slice of ham for the everyman 

Whether he’s spreading his bunk

Or locked in a trunk, Podunk

Cut off at the only angle

He had not thunk 

Broken ribs and eyes sunk.


Can we Siamese in-between?

Baby, mine is a perfectly good spleen

Here for a good time, not a long one, dig?

Love is like uranium poising

Love is like the six-pack ring 

That strangles the Canada goose 

While vultures eat scraps of carrion

Off the rails of the caboose. 


A Constant Irrigation of the Nerves 

Of interest to you in your earthly subsistence 

All who might perk up their ears and have a good listen 

Yes, a song that belongs to every ear

As I believe the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

Makes clear.


Exclaim your mad silent exclamation,

Zipper Lips.


I was smiling ear to ear, got up in Safari gear 

In Douglas Sirk autumn colours

You were the rust on the mind’s prone behind

In outraged impudence I rewind

Here! Have yourself a good gander, Jezebel 

The gold in the autumn landscape 

Was stolen from your teeth 

Doing the rounds wearing a Christmas wreath.


Onward, club-footed Christian solider

Scowering the slums for ‘strange’

Over by the koi pond tryin’ to get laid

Onward to Turkmenistan and death 

How many cyanide capsules do you guys

Think that you’ve got left?

We don’t have enough gasoline 

To power a treble clef.   

  

A constant irrigation of the nerves 

Is where my pelvis swerves 

Elvis the Pelvis, bitches 

Swingin’ away from crass aspersions

Cast by petulant nerds

Who can only eat their food

Once they’ve covered it in adverbs.


For shame, dilettante

Did they not have any better fonts?


I’m in the jacuzzi with my ukulele

And my best lady 

Don’t you know? 

The mattress may be foam

But mamma, this sure feels like home. 


Jason Philip Wierzba, The Toy Piano Kaiju EP [Full Album]




Monday, October 5, 2026

Low Kick and Hard Bop [Matador Records Reissue]

 





Les raquetteurs (Michel Brault, Gilles Groulx, 1958) 
🇨🇦


Winter Light (Ingmar Berman, 1963)


The Hot Spot (Dennis Hopper, 1990)


High Life (Claire Denis, 2018)






Solex, "Mere Imposters,"
[Official Reissue Video]
 


Les raquetteurs (Michel Brault, Gilles Groulx, 1958) 
[Complete Short Film] 🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁







Sunday, October 4, 2026

Entering the Home Stretch: Top Ten Films of the Year

 

The Samurai and the Prisoner (Kiyoshi Kurosawa, 2026)



Magellan (Lav Diaz, 2025)



Fatherland (Paweł Pawlikowski, 2026)



Peter Hujar's Day (Ira Sachs, 2025)



Yesterday the Eye Didn’t Sleep (Rakan Mayasi, 2026)



Resurrection (Bi Gan, 2025)



Possible Love (Lee Chang-dong, 2026)



Tender Loving Care (Mike Leigh, 2026)



Diary of a Mad Old Man (Wayne Wang, 2026)



Dracula (Radu Jude, 2025)





Ennio Morricone, Orca 
[Original Film Score]




Friday, October 2, 2026

My Favourite Jazz Album These Days and Five Experimental Records for the Adventurous

 





The Third World, Underground [Full Album]


...


Five Proven Phonograph Records of Experimental Music to Set Your Watch By:


Tony Conrad/Arnold Dreyblatt/Jim O’Rourke, 
Tonic 19-01-2001


La Monte Young/Marian Zazeela/Theatre of Eternal Music, 
Dream House 78′ 17″


Pauline Oliveros, The Well & The Gentle


Morton Feldman, Rothko Chapel / For Frank O’Hara


Alvin Lucier, Works for the Ever Present Orchestra    



Alvin Lucier, Work for the Ever Present Orchestra [Full Album]




Thursday, October 1, 2026

Fresh and Hot from Canadian International Pictures

 




When we speak of Canada’s two mythic solitudes, as consecrated by more-or-less-forgotten Canadian novelist Hugh MacLennan, we must in kind speak of two distinct and awfully discrete national cinemas operating very often at cross-purposes with one another. While Anglo-Canadian cinema for the longest time mostly kept its hands to itself when in came to trespassing against Hollywood’s dominion over popular narrative cinema and its international dissemination, Québecois people had their hand forced from the beginning: they had to make Québecois movies for Québecois audiences because who the hell else was going to do it? They don’t call it distinct society status to sound snooty. If you didn’t hear it before I’m here to lay it to you: Québec is distinct as fuck. This is incidentally how most of the children in staunchly and repressively Catholic Québec of 1952 found themselves watching the savage ritualistic scalding of La petite Aurore l'enfant martyre. The movies and traumatized and/or demystified kids have always travelled in tandem. The province of Québec had a whole entire star system functional only within its own modest borders before English Canada could even find its own ass. The whole global culture entered a radical phase of tempestuous transition and peptic upset in the 1960s and Québec was not exempt, though the province’s hard lean into Marxist politics and open debauchery put unambiguously to shame anything going on in the Anglo Zone of Solitude, largely because those folks hadn’t previously been living under the thumb of the Catholic Church the way the Québecois had and so hadn’t nearly the steam to blow off. So...as it should happen...along with the FLQ/October Crisis in 1970…we have…Deux femmes en or, a raw and racy sex comedy by the husband and wife team of Claude Fournier and Marie-José Raymond, a huge hit in one province only, and the film many believe to be the lynchpin of the Maple Syrup Porno cycle, which lasted only as long as the counterculture did, from about ’68 to ’71, but definitely made some people a ton of money. More sets like this, pretty please! Feed my eyes, cruel demon! 


I’ve been in the company of Allan Moyle and Frank Vitale, who together with their friends made Montreal Main and The Rubber Gun in 1974 and 1977 respectively. Dope, drop-outs… transgressive poetics…gutter punk spunk. Having heard them tell stories, I’m confident that Allan and Frank got up to more mischief and into more trouble than should technically be survivable. Of their onscreen collaborators, present in both aforementioned films, the queer autodidact and painter Stephen Lack looms eternally largest. For example, it would definitely seem to be the case that Lack did prophesy AIDS years before it happened, and it is definitely true that he can rap wild and free like Bob Dylan on speed only with a gaze far, far, far more chilling. He would somehow go on to appear in films by David Cronenberg, Larry Cohen, and Jon Jost. Nobody else can boast that, fella. Allan Moyle would go on to direct cult Hollywood movies Pump Up the Volume (1990) and Empire Records (1995) as well as lovely lowkey Cape Breton classic New Waterford Girl (1999). Honk if you're in the process of invading Canada. There is a scene in Pump Up the Volume where Samantha Mathis and Christian Slater are fooling around and Mathis pulls her sweater off over the top of her head revealing that she has nothing on underneath. It’s a scene I once studied at some length. Amazingly, Allan told me that the studio felt uncomfortable with that scene and tried to compel him to cut it but he just kept saying he wouldn’t and so it stayed. Thank Christ for artistic integrity! I mean…the studio said whaaaaat? They’re over tits now, are they? Pfff. Go figure.   



Fox and His Friends (Rainer Werner Fassbinder, 1975) 🇩🇪


The Rubber Gun (Allan Moyle, 1977) 🇨🇦


🇺🇸



Nome Noma: Québec Post-Punk et New Wave [Full Album]






First Date Poem

 




I asked her what she likes to do

for fun

and she said:

oh, I just throw on some fun music

and when I get tired of that

I’m liable to make faces in the mirror

for a spell.


She asked me if I was religious 

and I told her that I worship

Denthremenetos, the Risen One

Sewer of Ruination.


Yikes, she said, interested.