Air Quality: Yellow

 

I am nervous and excited because my old psychiatrist, who I was able to walk all over like a Persian rug, ran away with the Moscow State Circus and in an hour-and-a-half I meet my new psychiatrist who has an Italian surname and who I therefore assume can give as good as he gets/takes. We will have to quickly establish that I am the top and he the bottom. That's how it works. They say the air quality today poses only a moderate risk to the health and welfare of Calgary's residents, but I'm having some trouble taking that claim altogether seriously. I'm not saying it's code burgundy out there or anything catastrophic like that, but it's definitely at least as nasty as cottage cheese in your undies. Today we are all chimney sweeps at large!

Derek Bailey and Tristan Honsinger, Duo [Full Album]