First Date Poem

 

I asked her what she likes to do

for fun

and she said:

oh, I just throw on some fun music

and when I get tired of that

I’m liable to make faces in the mirror

for a spell.

She asked me if I was religious 

and I told her that I worship

Denthremenetos, the Risen One

Sewer of Ruination.

Yikes, she said, interested.