Friday, June 26, 2026

Poem for Naval Sea Systems Command




Go and espy what the chasm might upload

Oh, oh, Mariner Joe

You have a long ways in sea-time yet to go…


A thresher is a piece of agricultural equipment 

That separates the seed from the stalks

Use became widespread in the early 1800s 

Countless grisly accidents occurred;

Mechanization took hold

The Occident got waylaid and old.


The USS Thresher, America's first nuclear submarine 

Was lost at sea, one-hundred-twelve sailors 

And seventeen shipyard workers

Gone on April 10, 1963—the sea, the sea, the blimey

Our Lady Thresher…imploded during deep-dive…


There is nothing to the enucleation of the eyeball 

A new dance from the South of France

Where nothing is off but then you politely cough

Meanwhile doing the foxtrot in your store-boughts.


To all foreigners who descend from foreign lands 

Your land was always this one 

And you just don’t understand

Every snaked-eyed neighbour has got to 

Shake they bosses hand, upstanding in grandstand

Decamping with sock puppet to Maryland 

Sot-weed factor country, curdled milks and zinc honeys.


The last time I got this horribly lost 

I found myself awaking nailed to a fishmonger’s cross

Wearing as a necklace a live albatross 

Selling this crummy halibut and not giving a bloody toss.



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